Rubber ducky, you're the one...

Our bath time routine goes a little something like this...

Step 1. Line up all toys very precisely on the tub ledge so as to have an audience.

Step 2. Examine all body parts to make sure everything remains intact. Also, scrub belly button with toothbrush. Or face. Or toes. Basically, scrub everything but your teeth.

Step 3. Throw a fit when getting hair/body washed. (I refrained from taking pictures at this point so I could concentrate on the slippery toddler)

Step 4. Watch every last drop go down the drain because you are told you have to get out once the water was gone.

Step 5. Look really adorable.